Those SUV drivers
Often travel real fast
In heavy traffic
As they zip past
They seem to look down with pity on me
Because I don’t drive an SUV
I drive a four-door sedan
And my friends all say
That I could end up
As road-kill someday
All of them worry and fret about me
Because I don’t drive an SUV
Trends constantly change
I don’t want you to panic
But the next car in vogue
Could be a retro classic
Then you won’t have to look down on me
Because I don’t drive an SUV.